The day after the 2012 election, I took a sick day and spent it slowly killing an entire bottle of vodka. Normally, I don't do this but it was a special occasion. Barrack Obama, had just won re-election.
By 2006 it was obvious as daybreak that Baby Bush had screwed the pooch so badly that whoever the Democrat candidate was in two years would be the next president.
I thought it was would be Hillary but it turned out to be Field Marshal von Choom-Wagon. I also figured that after four years of his constant failures, diplomatic, economic, military, etcetera, America would wake up and unelect him in 2012.
That didn't happen. The reason I spent the day after the election drunk off my ass was that I was convinced that the country that I loved so deeply and had willingly sacrificed the best years of my life for, was dead.
And today, I am grateful.
Because of this:
I want to thank Jeff Sessions for his service to our country as Attorney General. Under Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker, it is imperative that the important work of the Justice Department continues, and that the Mueller investigation proceeds to its conclusion unimpeded.
Barrack Obama, spared the country a miserable, cucktastic, open borders and amnesty sell out of a presidency by Mitt Romney. The man would have finished what Baby Bush started and utterly destroyed the Republican party if not the entire country.
He now stands revealed as not just a third rate politician but an opportunistic cock sucking shitheel of the first order.
Love the Utah skyline on your twitter feed Mittens. You were born in Michigan and spent your life in Boston, just in case you don't remember.