I'm serious. They run around like chickens with their heads cut off shrieking: "Gross! Disgusting! OMG! I can't even! I need a safe a space! Didn't her mother teach her anything!"
That last is an actual and precise quote and gives me just the slightest bit of hope for the future.
In their defense, the stuff Millennial girls are saying, "no" to would have been grounds for a back of the police station beating when this song was recorded.