Monday, March 13, 2017

Barbarians Vs The Insane Aristocracy...Even a Dog Gets It


bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) said...

that's so strange.

SNL just had a skit about shitlibs getting their heads handed to them by a dumb animal?

Lorne Michaels must be getting desperate for ratings in flyover country.

Kentucky Headhunter said...

Was that ScarJo? Did she forget her tits when she packed for NYC?

bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) said...

now that you mention it, i find it hilarious that the professional Hollywood actress is the only thespian on set who finds it difficult to not pivot her torso towards the camera regardless of who she's supposed to be talking too.

it's bad enough that she continually addresses the camera instead of the venture capitalists who are nominally funding her project.

but when she turns her face towards them ( or the dog ) but keeps her tits aimed at you, it gets really strange.

especially since she's not wearing a Playtex 'Lift and Separate' bra.

Cataline Sergius said...

It's known in Hollywood that Johansson is very dependent on smoke and mirrors to look like...well Scarlett Johansson.

If you look up some of her early stuff and you can barely recognize her.

As for the beeewbage, hers girls are outsized for her frame and are actually organic but in real life she is pretty short (5'3). Stand her next to a couple of other people and they don't really stand out that much.

It's called glamour for a reason.

Still she's not as annoying as a lot of other actresses. And besides she's 32. In three years her Hollywood Palm Crystal will start blinking red. After that she'll be playing Mom on some family friendly sitcom.