Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Lena Dunham Admits That President Trump Miraculously Made Her More Sexually Attractive

IS there anything the God-Emperor can't do?

“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern after he complimented her look. “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’

He but cast His gaze upon her and lo.

“He said I was a B-list actor with no mojo,” Dunham told Stern...

Okay she only went from a 4 to 5 but still I didn't think that was even possible... Or perhaps not humanly possible?

DEAR all outlooks are unto thee, and the lofty mountains’
Topmost peaks, and the rivers that down to the sea are descending.
More than all, O Phœbus, thy heart is in Delos delighted,
Where in their trailing robes unto thee the Ionians gather,
They themselves and their modest wives as well, and the children.
There they do honor to th
ee with boxing, dancing, and singing. 
So they take their delight, whenever the games are appointed.
One would believe them to be immortal and ageless forever,
Whoso met them, when the Ionians gather together.
Then he the charms of them all would behold, and delight in their spirit,
Seeing the men of the race, and the women gracefully girdled.
Fleet are the vessels they bring as well, and many the treasures.
This is a marvel, too, whose glory never may perish


Jew613 said...

You are extremely generous Cataline. She's gone from monstrous to looking human. Before a 2 now a low 4.

bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) said...

yeah, if you think Dunham is a 5, we need to get you a better brand of White woman to hang out with.

Lena was barely a 5 when she was skinny and young.

Jew613 said...

Bob, I have looked long and hard and now need some serious eye bleach. I could find no examples of the Dunham Horror where she was a 5.

Sillon Bono said...

Oh Dark Herald, you're being waaay too generous with "the thing"... a 5, I suspect that recent beer testing may have cause a case of beer goggles on you sire.

bob kek mando ( Death To The Boor-geois, Keks To The Lol-etariat ) said...

Jew613 said...
Bob, I have looked long and hard

so to speak.

hey, don't blame me. i didn't tell you that you needed to prove me wrong.

and i said "barely 5". i consider "5" to be the range centered on 5.000, so, 4.501>5.500

she's 30 now. there's no way she's lighter than when she was in her early 20s. if you consider her a "low 4" NOW ( nota bene: i haven't looked <<< thus you know a wise man ), then subtracting 8 years should easily get her a 1/2 point bump into the high 4s / low 5s range.