Thursday, November 10, 2016

Cataline's October Fest

Well it was a hell of a fight guys right up until the last.  A rollercoaster of a ride with the safety bar raised and WE didn't get thrown out.

I've been catching up on a few things, not the least of which was not getting any sleep between Monday through Wednesday. Rather than leave you with Zim all that time, I decided to treat you to a quick best of from the past month on the Trump campaign trail.

Quit Panicking

It's not as bad as the Establishment Media is pretending.

Trump did make the mistake of apologizing and that is going to cost him a bit more over this nonsense then it would if he hadn't.

Mostly the feint hearted are feinting again and the Cucks are cucking to beat all hell,

Bill Krystal is embarrassing himself beyond imagining at this point by commanding that Donald Trump be removed from the ticket.  Check. Your. Fucking. Calendar Bill.  It is drastically too late to do that. It isn't possible to get a replacement on the tickets at this point.  It is easily the the stupidest thing you've ever said in your entire life and that includes pretty much everything you said about how we needed to take down Saddam Hussein for the peace of world.   You are an East Coast rich boy who cheered when other men died in your place in Vietnam.  You have been a rolling disaster for the Republican Party and you are continuing to roll.  Please listen Bill, we don't care what you have to say anymore.  We don't believe you about anything at this point and we never will again.  You broke the mask when you dropped it.

John McCain, has withdrawn his endorsement to the joyous shrieks of delight from  the media who eight years ago were saying he was too senile to be president.  So did he get less senile with time?  Good trick. And by the way, when did he become the model of puritan family values?

Remember this tweet from Iowahawk?   @MeghanMcCain if it wasn't for politicians cheating on their wives, you wouldn't exist."

And finally the biggest pearl clutcher of them all has been Paul Ryan.  There was a time that I was vaguely impressed by the man.  I have however gotten to know him since then.  An accountant with the soul of an accountant.  There was a reason that Joe Biden was able to run rings around him during the VP debates and yet the last Speaker of the House demanded that Ryan be his replacement.

Paul Ryan is the very model of a modern major Cuckservative.

He has been repeatedly wafted upward on the strength of his intellect yet this soooper brain power of his, has never enabled him to perform at whatever task he was being given unless it involved budget numbers.

Ryan is not one nature's leaders.  The sooner the GOP accepts that unpleasant fact the sooner they can start moving forward.

So why am I saying this isn't so bad, when it looks so bad?

Answer; because it only looks bad.  

If this was a drastic change in the public perception of Donald J. Trump that would be something different.  But the truth is this only confirms what we already knew about him.  Yes, he's a lout and a bully, next you are going to tell us he has bad hair.  What we are still waiting for, oh beloved Establishment Media, is for you to tell us something about the man that we didn't already know.

I would go into more detail here but Scott Adams already beat me to it.

1. If this were anyone else, the election would be over. But keep in mind that Trump doesn’t need to outrun the bear. He only needs to outrun his camping buddy. There is still plenty of time for him to dismantle Clinton. If you think things are interesting now, just wait. There is lots more entertainment coming.

2. This was not a Trump leak. No one would invite this sort of problem into a marriage.

3. I assume that publication of this recording was okayed by the Clinton campaign. And if not, the public will assume so anyway. That opens the door for Trump to attack in a proportionate way. No more mister-nice-guy. Gloves are off. Nothing is out of bounds. It is fair to assume that Bill and Hillary are about to experience the worst weeks of their lives.

4. If nothing new happens between now and election day, Clinton wins. The odds of nothing new happening in that timeframe is exactly zero.

5. I assume that 75% of male heads of state, including our own past presidents, are total dogs in their private lives. Like it or not, Trump is normal in that world.

6. As fictional mob boss Tony Soprano once said in an argument with his wife, “You knew what you were getting when you married me!” Likewise, Trump’s third wife, Melania, knew what she was getting. It would be naive to assume Trump violated their understanding.

7. Another rich, famous, tall, handsome married guy once told me that he can literally make-out and get handsy with any woman he wants, whether she is married or not, and she will be happy about it. I doubted his ridiculous claims until I witnessed it three separate times. So don’t assume the women were unwilling. (Has anyone come forward to complain about Trump?)

8. If the LGBTQ community wants to be a bit more inclusive, I don’t see why “polyamorous alpha male serial kisser” can’t be on the list. If you want to label Trump’s sexual behavior “abnormal” you’re on shaky ground.

9. Most men don’t talk like Trump. Most women don’t either. But based on my experience, I’m guessing a solid 20% of both genders say and do shockingly offensive things in private. Keep in mind that Billy Bush wasn’t shocked by it.

10. Most male Hollywood actors support Clinton. Those acting skills will come in handy because starting today they have to play the roles of people who do not talk and act exactly like Trump in private.

11. I’m adding context to the discussion, not condoning it. Trump is on his own to explain his behavior.

12. Clinton supporters hated Trump before this latest outrage. Trump supporters already assumed he was like this. Independents probably assumed it too. Before you make assumptions about how this changes the election, see if anyone you know changes their vote because of it. All I have seen so far is people laughing about it.

12. I hereby change my endorsement from Trump to Gary Johnson, just to get out of the blast zone. Others will be “parking” their vote with Johnson the same way. The “shy Trump supporter” demographic just tripled.

13. My prediction of a 98% chance of Trump winning stays the same. Clinton just took the fight to Trump’s home field. None of this was a case of clever strategy or persuasion on Trump’s part. But if the new battleground is spousal fidelity, you have to like Trump’s chances.

14. Trump wasn’t running for Pope. He never claimed moral authority. His proposition has been that he’s an asshole (essentially), but we need an asshole to fight ISIS, ignore lobbyists, and beat up Congress. Does it change anything to have confirmation that he is exactly what you thought he was?


And Now A Whore Is Claiming That Donald Trump Made Unseemly Advances to Her...I'll Just Let That One Sink In

Am I supposed to take this seriously?

Am I indeed and truly supposed to give the slightest of fucks?

Jessica Drake the star of such cinema classics as ASSministrative ASSistant and Pussyman's Spectacular Butt Babes 4 (4 hours of Butt Busting Action) and who is now moving relentlessly from MILF to GILF, bravely came forward to declare that Donald Trump made unseemly advances to her in Las Vegas.

Apparently, he...(*And I am NOT kidding here FoxNews actually went with this*)...kissed her without her permission!

The Horror!  THE HORROR!!

This delicate flower of virtuous womanhood and winner of the 2009 AVN award for Best Double Penetration scene, was subjected to even worse degradation than being kissed on the (*regular*) lips.

After his, "assault," on her.   Donald Trump...(*and this is according to the word of porn star so there can NOT be the slightest reason to doubt this*)...then treated this exceptional prostitute like a common prostitute.    He offered to pay her for sex.

Imagine!  Offering to pay a sex worker to have sex!

This parade of women who have undergone the Kiss Close  pickup technique have now  turned into a human centipede of consecutive sharkjumpings.

Jessica Drake is a woman who gets paid to choke on cocks, get slapped in the face with them and then have them stuffed up her anus.  And she is now the new SJW Mother Theresa because Trump thought this whore was probably an easy lay.

This is what I'm supposed to be shocked by?!?

Look the truth is I actually do doubt this story because Trump is a man with options.

Simply put, he doesn't have to pay for it.



There Are Three Kinds of NeverTrumps 

This one may seem to be a little behind the power curve.   But actually it's ahead of it.

The #NeverTrumps are suddenly fading fast, given the Donald's recent rise in the polls.

But I assure you they have not left us.  Nationalism is now moving from a dim and flickering flame into a strong crackling fire.  When it looked like it could be easily extinguished there were quite a few of those on the right that were actively trying to put it out, (still are to be certain).  The government milk cow is delivering good or at least good enough milk to conservatives.

All they have to do is get minor unimportant and soon to be reversed wins, that they can trumpet on FOX.  While  betraying the base on the important stuff with displays of "Failure Theater."  Swearing up and down that, "by gum and by golly they are going to do something about something," right up to the moment that they completely surrender on schedule.   The favored method is a previously agreed upon procedural vote (months in advance) that the common GOP rube cannot hope to comprehend.  (*our biggest advantage over the Establishment is that they live in a world where they expect their constituents will still learn about "things" in the Sunday Papers*)  Anyway, they beat the war gong for a while and then drop the striker at the exact moment when they told the Democrats would.

This betrayal of the base nine times out of ten, involves immigration.  It's the number one priority of the base right now and it is the number one issue Establishment wants to betray the base on.  And they have, constantly and repeatedly succeeded in doing so.  Everyone on the rightwing wants amnesty... accept for the actual right wing voters.  Naturally they blame the voters for not playing along anymore.  But for fuck's sake guys we did this dance for six years.  How the screaming hell, did you not expect us to learn the steps?

However swearing at us and giving us the finger somehow failed to deliver the desired result of having us suddenly slap our foreheads and say, "how could we have been so blind as to how much smarter than us you are?  Of course we shall ditch our own interests in favor of yours".

Trump was supposed to lose by Goldwater percentages and yet somehow he is now running neck and neck with a terminally, utterly corrupt, drunk ass  woman no one in America wants as president.  "How is this possible?" They ask themselves.  (*The people asking this feel they are our natural leaders.*)

The fact is that the Westphalian Crisis of Legitimacy is breaking up both of America's political parties.  Now it won't happen completely during this electoral cycle.  There is enough magnetism left in the poles to polarize but that won't be true in two years. The New Right and the New Left will emerge more clearly then.

In the meantime I can make a few guesses of how this split will work out on the right.

And the NeverTrumps are an easy place to start.

Cuckservatives:  Our future entryists.  They will be the first to join us.  Surprised?  Don't be.  These are the same cock suckers who slimed their way into the raw energy that was the Tea Party's heart.  (*After first denouncing the Tea Party as being just a little bit too far out there*)  And then turned the Tea Party into a PAC pyramid scheme.  They are very annoyed about having been called out on this.  After all the Left never has to put up with this kind of bullshit when they fuck over the various root group members of their base.  Why should they have to put up with it?

None the less.  Cuck is a derivative of the word Cuckoo as in Cuckoo Bird.  A parasite family of birds that plant their eggs in the nest of other that closely resemble them.  The Cuckoo Chick sings a hypnotic song to it's "mother bird" so that she looks after the Cuckoo Chick to excess often starving her own brood to do so.

The Cuckservatives will do everything in their power to subvert Nationalism to support their own Lefty goals.

They have done it before.  They will try to do it again as instinctively as a beaver builds a dam.

Doctrinaire Libertarians.  These are the NeverTrumps who will stay NeverTrump.  Which is to say NeverNationalist.  The Social Issues section of the American political salad bar mean more to them than their supposed Classical Enlightenment core.  When forced to pick between Nationalist and Socialist.  They will sob interminably about not picking either before eventually veering left.  To them, the left is the lesser of two evils.

People Transitioning out of Libertarianism:  For these people, making the change to Identity Politics is shifting their reality without a clutch.  It's easy for someone in the AB to get Identity Politics.  They spend a lot time in jail, they get already got the advance screening for what it will be like to be a White Minority in the America that Was.

A Transit Libertarian on the other hand typically spends their formative years in  a Morrill Grant state Moo U.  They identify as part of the Intelligentsia or at least they feel they are a first cousin to it. Being the loyal opposition of the Intelligentsia offers the benefits of the Intelligentsia.  Not the least of which is status and financial security.

But ultimately the Transit Libertarian will side with the hard right.  It's not an easy trip to make as it involves following your rational logic to a dark place you really don't want to be in.

Transitioning out Libertarianism means you have to do something quite fundamentally difficult indeed for any human being.  In becoming a Nationalist you must give up your identity as a Libertarian.

If its of any comfort at all my transitioning brothers, just keep in mind.  Damn near everybody else is going to have to give up their Identity too.

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