Thursday, October 13, 2016

Well We All Knew This was Coming

Two women are suddenly, completely and amazingly out of the sky blue claiming that Trump "attacked" them.

Grab your smelling salts and lie down on your feinting couches for this one.

The first one sounds the worst.  It's also easily the most ridiculous.

Ms. Leeds said, she sat beside Mr. Trump in the first-class cabin of a flight to New York. They had never met before.

About 45 minutes after takeoff, she recalled, Mr. Trump lifted the armrest and began to touch her.

According to Ms. Leeds, Mr. Trump grabbed her breasts and tried to put his hand up her skirt.he was like an octopus,” she said. “His hands were everywhere.”

She fled to the back of the plane. “It was an assault,” she said.

Yeah, airplane rape was real issue in the 1980s. It happened all the time. I'm not sure why anyone woman chose to fly back then. Particularity in first class where the stewardesses never paid to attention to the passengers at all. 

Translation, Trump lifted the armrest and put his hand on her thigh.  Thirty years of  a Manhatten crazzzzy created the rest of this story.  Mind you at this point it will be impossible to prove they were ever on the same plane at all but truth is not the business of the media these days.

Ms. Leeds has told the story to at least four people close to her, who also spoke with The New York Times.

I have zero doubt she did. Donald Trump making a play for her was undoubtedly the most interesting thing that ever happened to her in her entire life. 

I also have no doubt that all four of them are either life long lefty activists or are on the Soros payroll.

Here is the next "assault" and its completely laughable.

Ms. Crooks was a 22-year-old receptionist at Bayrock Group, a real estate investment and development company in Trump Tower in Manhattan, when she encountered Mr. Trump outside an elevator in the building one morning in 2005.

Aware that her company did business with Mr. Trump, she turned and introduced herself. They shook hands, but Mr. Trump would not let go, she said. Instead, he began kissing her cheeks. Then, she said, he “kissed me directly on the mouth.”

It didn’t feel like an accident, she said. It felt like a violation.

“It was so inappropriate,” Ms. Crooks recalled in an interview. “I was so upset that he thought I was so insignificant that he could do that.”

Oh shit no! He KISSED a woman! Like on the lips and everything! Holy Fuck didn't he have the decency to get a signed consent form initialed and signed by this NYC, Sex in the City watching Vestal Virgin of Gotham!

This is all too much for this poor old Marine to take. I feel a bout of the vapors coming on. I must retire to my own feinting couch.

Apparently People Magazine has found it's rape victim but nobody is taking her story too seriously.  

Like I said, I knew this was coming.  It's stupid pointless and irrelevant but I knew the moment a player became the GOP nominee that this going to happen in October.

The press will pretend this is a real story 24/7 for the next three weeks and then it will vanish without trace unless Trump is elected.

Expect even more wet panties from Paul Ryan and the Cucks.  Which sounds like the name of a forgotten 1960s band and will be the name of a forgotten 21st century political school of thought.

The alleged Airplane Incident was in 1995

Did Trump ever once fly commercial in 1995?  He sure doesn't today.


Jew613 said...

I doubt this will make any difference. Most women are thinking I wish trump had cornered me in an elevator or there have just been too many preposterous accusations against famous men already. I think most people will just shrug and not care.

bob kek mando ( Grab 'Em By The Pussy And Their Hearts And Minds Will Follow ) said...

Cataline Sergius
feinting couches

is this intentional? if it is, i'm completely missing the joke.

Cataline Sergius
Translation, Trump lifted the armrest

everybody keeps saying that.

that's NOT what she said, watch the video again.

she says that the armrest "disappeared". which is hilarious, because 1st class armrests ARE FIXED. therefore, it was never raised.

therefore, Domnald Tromps is not JUST a Shitlord and not JUST a Crab of the Void, he can evidently also displace physically solid objects ( such as an armrest ) into other timelines ( like your butt ).

Cataline Sergius
Mind you at this point it will be impossible to prove they were ever on the same plane at all

that's not the way to disqualify this accusation.

IF this actually happened
THEN she goddamn well remembers WHERE her flight was returning to New York FROM.

she's also got a pretty good idea of what time of year this "took place".

the odds are very good that Trump can provide documentation that he made no such NYC bound flight from origin 'X' at that time.

the key to outing this as an ideological fabrication is what she says at the very end of the interview about wanting "to change the sexual behavior between men and women in both directions".

that's absolute bullshit, unless she's trying to turn all women Lesbian she has no interest in changing female behavior towards men at all. and i defy her to provide any documentation that she has ever done so.

she also displays FALSE RETICENCE. notice that she says that she "hesitates to use this expression" and then proceeds with the octopus arms schtick. this is a 'broken wing' ploy meant to indicate that these memories are causing great emotional distress ...
which distress she never actually displays in the interview. not once.

Gammas and Deltas eat up this shit about women being in distress and needing White Knight assistance.