Monday, August 29, 2016

Huma is Done with her Beard

Anthony Weiner has been waving his...too easy...all over the internet again.

The former NYC Mayoral candidate and now apparently former, husband of the future  (assuming things goes disastrously wrong in November) Clinton chief of staff, was at it again.

The blurred out lump is his young son, who crawled into bed with Tony the Boney while he was once again sexting his latest paramour.

This is the blurred out lump he was sexting.

Okay no idea what her face looks like.  But even if this 40 something divorcee is a Butterface, I could live with that.

While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture, The Post has learned.

The stay-at-home cad shot the revealing photo while discussing massage parlors “near my old apartment” shortly after 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015, a screenshot of the exchange shows.

Weiner was clearly aroused by his conversation with the 40-something divorcee when he abruptly changed the subject.

“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.

“Really?” she responded.

Weiner then hit “Send” on the cringe-inducing image, which shows a bulge in his white, Jockey-brand boxer briefs and his son cuddled up to his left, wrapped in a light-green blanket.

“You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote.

Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly — just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.

“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote back.

“Whatever. You did it on purpose,” she replied.

“O I see you thought you posted on your TL [public timeline] not DM [direct message]. S–t happens be careful,” she added.

The object of Weiner’s affections is his polar opposite politically: a self-avowed supporter of Donald Trump and the National Rifle Association who’s used Twitter to bash both President Obama and Clinton.

So our BlackWidow Program is bearing early fruit. Exceeeeeeelent.

On the other hand, you try being a straight Jewish beard married to a Muslim lesbian.  I can hardly blame the guy myself.


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