Monday, June 27, 2016

4Chan Epic Boss Trolls the BBC

And not just the BBC, all of the American Major Hivemind Media outlets reported this as real.

The day after the Brexit vote stunned the world and left the Left reeling in agony.  Crushing despair was in every heart because one the major bulwarks of statism and been fractured.

Then out of the blue.   The progressives suddenly received a ray of hope that they trumpeted across all media platforms.  Beginning with that gold standard (because they can all fake Oxbridge accents) of journalism, the BBC.

A petition with 2.5 million signatures demanding a revote on the Brexit was suddenly making the rounds.  A do over seemed silly and unlikely but none the less, the lefty media roared their approval.

And now it is all ashes in their mouthes.

The BBC’s desperate shilling for Remain will come under increasing scrutiny as we exclusively reveal that the supposed ‘popular petition’ for a second referendum – wholly illegal and unworkable, and unprecedented in British history – is a prank by notorious sh*tposters 4 Chan.
The BBC, the UK’s national broadcaster, gleefully reported, as real, with no basic journalistic checks, an online petition that appeared to be growing at a colossal rate. By 1:30 pm, it was one of the fastest-growing petitions in history.
Heat Street can exclusively bring our readers the proof that the spamming of the petition is a magnificent 4Chan prank that the Chads and Stacys of the BBC and liberal media swallowed whole.

Now the proof is the usual screen shots which I am not bothering with you can check those out at the link.  Or you dig through 4chan itself, which is always good for an evil laugh.

Bottom line the Brexit will stand.

New topic:

And I was wrong about Scotland leaving the UK.

The EU has basically told them, we have enough basket case welfare queens in our membership but thanks for asking.

No we can't turn you down outright but you will have to apply as a new member state which will take years.  You won't be allowed to use the Euro in the meantime which is the only real reason you want in at this point.  Since using us to fuck the English is now off the menu.

We might have been able to do something when you were breaking away from a current member but as of now the UK is dead to us even if you are still on the books.

The British...The English won't let them use the Pound if they take off.  The Scots would have to come up with their own temporary currency.  Which would be worth nothing because no one would have any faith or confidence in a currency that was only temporary placeholder.

A temporary downshift in the market is a small price to pay for freedom.  A major economic collapse that will take decades to recover from is another thing altogether.

So that I'm afraid ends the dream of Scottish and English independence of each other.

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