Fuck me, I thought it was fan trailer.
My mistake but not by much.
Well good news, this December Kathleen Kennedy's newest Mary Sue is going to be stealing the Death Star plans...and our hearts!
That's right we get to have another Grrl Star Wars Hero. She's got all the hallmarks, we've come to know and love:
English accent? Check.
Ninety pounds soaking wet? Check.
Beat up a fireteam of Stormtroopers? Double Check!
I don't know this for certain but I'm willing to bet that she is also really good at everything and everyone likes her, except for
I am now moving from worried suspicion to dread certainty that the new Indiana Jones movie will feature a feminist action hero who takes over from Indy.
I know she will be ninety pounds soaking wet but maybe...just maybe she'll be an American...Maybe.
Okay. It turns out we aren't the only ones who noticed.