Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Nagging Wife Gave the Baya’a to the Caliph

How is this remotely a surprise? And yet the usual suspects are wandering about completely bewildered.

"If you have pledged the Baya'a but cannot make the Hijrah to join the army of the Caliphate then you must strike at the Kafir where ever you are and however you can."

So color me shocked. This is the second lone wolf terrorist op we've had this year. Unless you believe (as the FBI clearly does), that the Marines that were murdered in their office by Mohammad Abdulazeez was the completely random act of a lunatic who was totally anti-ISIS.

Regardless, I'm really starting to suspect the wife was the ramrod here.

If you have never met a woman from that region, allow me to assure you. They. Are. Unique.

I'm beginning to think her husband is up for the Gamma Fuck of the Year Award. She was probably hen pecking him the entire time they were loading up.

Tashfeen: Did you bring the Pipebombs?

Sayeed: Yes Dear.

Tashfeen: Remember to Tap, Rack, Bang if the gun misfires. This ammo YOU BOUGHT is pretty old.

Sayeed: Of course my love.

Tashfeen: Why is this ammo so old. Why can't we have new ammo? Why can't you get a better job so we can have proper Deen ammo? Is this ammo Deen? It had better be Deen!

Sayeed: Naturally my flower.

Tashfeen: Did you remember to post your oath of Baya'a to our Caliph. You can't enter paradise and meet the rest of SEVENTY TWO new wives if you haven't sworn the Baya'a to the the Caliph!

Sayeed: Without fail my passion. (*Secretly and excitedly to himself. I did no such thing. I'm going to Hell. finally I'll be free.*)

Oh and we have no photo Tashfeen. She undoubtedly refused to have her picture taken for cultural reasons.

Update:  Yep cultural:

Female Culture
No member of that culture wants her picture taken
If she looks like this.

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