Meet today's idol of beauty.
She looks. (*sigh*) Well if given a choice between her and Lena Dunham...I'd still pick a monastic life of celibacy. But I will grant that Amy looks slightly better.
For some reason Pirelli Tires Annual Calender has gone full on fucking SJW in an effort to make up for all the nearly naked supermodels that used to grace their calendars.
Yeah, they've really sharpend up over at Pirelli. Who want to look at a nearly nude Miranda Kerr when you can look the most beautiful woman in the world.
Which I guarantee is what the usual suspects are going to be calling this thirty four year old about to hit the wall like a freight train drunken haus frau.
Look if you are into wife swapping she probably would do it for you but honestly the thick thighs and rolls of belly fat just aren't for me.
UPDATE: Called it. But not how I was expecting. Amy Schumer demonstrating a certain pronounced insecurity I feel, has proclaimed herself to be beautiful. Clearly not having a lot of faith in the usual suspects to deliver on their required praise of her...form.
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