Tuesday, November 24, 2015

SJWs Always Daddy Issues


From the broken mind of real man hell (San Francisco) comes this blob of gibbering lunacy

A man cave is essentially an emotional sanctuary for men to escape their responsibilities without the interruption of women or children.

Quite true.




It’s as if these men are victimizing themselves and require refuge to revel in their false sense of masculinity.

No silly one. A den is a place of repose and rejuvenation. One necessary for the mental health of a proper head of the household. 


Oh dear...How to explain mental health to an SJW...Nope sorry. Can't be done. If mental health doesn't come out of a Xanax bottle they can't understand it.

Look at it this way.  A den is just a Safe-Space from your family.  And if you are in that family  dear author...Well you must admit it's quite understandable.  You do appear to be a horrible person.

Sports-related paraphernalia and wall hangings that deify cheap beer are not badges of manhood or some sort of homage to a working-class collective consciousness.

Wow, the Daddy Issues are strong in this one. No darling those are generally inductive of actual and perfectly legitimate working class tastes. And by the way I pity your father. I can already tell you and your mother made his home life a living hell.


They’re the makings of a shrine to big business that has man-cavers nostalgic for a time when they were happy,

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Men must never be happy. They must never be permitted even a memory of happiness or even of hope! Lest they dream of a life unshackled by third wave feminism. 

or actually just drunk, in front of a screen cheering on their favorite billion-dollar sports team with their once single and similarly childless friends.

Dead ass drunk was as close as your father ever got to happiness on this earth.

Oh to be a childless friend myself your father breathed in dejection every night. 



Guys should get over the feudalistic idea of a man cave allowing them to be the “lord of their manor” in a room they can call their own. It bears a juvenile likeness to a tree house with a sign that reads, “No girls allowed.”

AND THERE WE ARE!!! 

The real objection to the entire concept of the Man-Cave. A place. Any place upon the wide Earth where womenz cannot barge their way in and destroy everything that even resembles masculine happiness is a horror beyond imagining to feminists.

the sewing room or craft room, to which a woman might retreat, is identified by the action that takes place there.

Women of course are allowed their own room in the home, naturally. That being only right and proper. Men must not be permitted any kind of path of retreat in a proper feminist household. Remember girls never let a man dream of happiness anywhere or worse...of freedom!

By that token, a man cave is a place where a man devolves into a grunting subhuman that leaves sexist and racist comments on message boards, then furiously masturbates to free porn.

Don't blame me because your Dad could never remember to lock the door.

Does it look like I'm enjoying myself?

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